talk about a last minute bandit.
filed my tax return this morning
then realized i prob deducted an itme i shouldn't have
tho one line among many
whoops
i wonder how rigorously the irs exxamines individual reaturns
guess i'll find out soon enough
the sucky part for my ex is that if i get audited he gets audited too...
eh
i'm done doing my own taxes
i hate it with a passion

mobile office of the day
(it's legit, had a VV conf. call )

all you really need is a cell phone

i love my bike...

and i love the beach..

this summer i'm hittin all NY beaches
i'll finally rate em myself

went to the beach thought i could find some solace
ended up playing merry go round with highway exits for awhile on the way back
blah
also for some reason i keep falling asleep on the bike
not completely but like if i were home or a passenger in a car, i'd totally doze off
how the heck does one feel sleepy going 80-90 on a naked bike?
must be the sun
i think my face is already fried
tho my legs are still pale like casper's
.
i also already spent my party money for the day 59 for an annual ny park pass
that'll be my el cheapo single bear summer vacation on the bike
.
glad i didn't get pulled over with my expired registration...
dmv's taking too long..
.
going to get ice cream
i deserve it after only needing to ask directioins twice
one from a hot guy in a red corvette
ha ha

thanks jules, i needed that

what do you call the guy who graduates last in med school?

a doctor

seriously a joke among doctors...

Indonesian PLAYBOY
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/04/06/indonesia.playboy.ap/index.html

If you didn't think it was big news..
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=worldNews&storyid=2006-04-13T080107Z_01_JAK314548_RTRUKOC_0_US-INDONESIA-PLAYBOY.xml
crazy rioters stormed editorial offices, police urged halting second issue
seriously people
get a frikkin life.

sad how a country founded with the call of MERDEKA ATAU MATI (freedom
or death) would choose to strip away their own freedom of speech.

One good news for the start of next month
which is pretty darned soon enough.

Chinese banquet dinner?
Location suggestions?

Should I get a car and drive y'all out to Queens?
Zipcar, then we'll drop it off closest to the next spot

I actually do like driving.

.

i want a banquet dinner with steamed fish
actually i want really good chinese american food
sweet n sour deep fried shrimp please
salted fish fried rice
baby kailan with garlic sauce
black pepper beef
clams in black bean sauce
vegetarian peking duck (with fried tofu instead of duck skin)
mmm...

i can't help being constantly reminded of my broken tooth (yes i sould
like a broken record) but it hurts constantly, just enough to make it
annoying, not so much that i can't function.
blah. hope y'all are having a much better month.
i seriously goofed and shouldn've done my taxes instead.
still haven't cried about it because i got way too much stuff to do.
. btw, i've updated my injury list to say
broken front tooth partying with derbywife
ha ha ha

http://gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/girls/profile.php?player=hyperlynx

watch out if you use ReNu contact lens solution w MoistureLoc.
Apparently a lot of people reporting the eye fungus epidemic were using
it..  It's substantiated enough that the manufacturer is halting
shipment for now..
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/conditions/04/11/eye.fungus.ap/index.html

i figured out how i managed to fall flat on my face
my hands were in my pockets as i walked
never ever ever again
i didn't have enough time to retrieve them in my inebriated state and break my fall, tho there was alo an incline
so yeah i realized last night, i did kiss the pavement pretty hard.
.
ah mean new york streets
you break my tooth instead of my heart