this message made me laugh today

professional play pal!!! Thats me!!! Right here... I swear... I come
equipped with metrocard and vehicle. I have no fees and or expectations
and i look much better in person...

equipped w metrocard eh? lol

do i look desperate in my profile.. hmmm?

decided at ~11 to stop by what is now my regular bar i guess..
red rock west on 17th & 10th
met a friend there, some guy's bday, turns out i knew the guy from a past encounter at the place.
good times. i got to punch the birthday boy 3 times and my friend
twice.. hard closed-fist in the chest. i gave it my all too, but i'm a
girl after all, didn't  do the damage i thought it would..
course when i left bday boy was lying on the sidewalk puking his guts out.. lol
took the bike of course.
how else can i get to the city this late that fast & convenient.
told of a biker bar in staten island that's good on wednesdays..
guess if it doesn't rain, i'm there tonight...

what a dumbass.
i'm sorry, but riding without a helmet is just stupid.
i've fallen and would've probably fractured my jaw and scraped/cut my chin/cheek if it wasn't for my helmet.
i mean seriously, no matter how thick you think your skull is/ how great in shape you think you are
there's a reason i look like the michelin man when on the bike.
a biker friend of mine lost like 3 teeth when his bike fell on him and he had a full face helmet.
saved his head but imagine, even w the helment, there's so much impact
damage, without it, fuhgedaboutit concrete & metal beats flesh
& bone any given day.
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but talk a bout dumb
i do ride a bike in the city
i did play derby 1.5 days after i got injured and i still went to practice after a week's rest after
the doc told me to take it easy till the mri and fell again
on the same damned knee at practice
maybe some of us just never learn yknow
adrenaline is a powerful drug.

after last nite's late nite oily binge
i'm now paying with a horrible stomachache
omfg
'what do they put in those things..
.
let's just say it was just like morning sickness
ugh.
back to fruits and granola, bagel w cream cheese & croissant
all-natural goodness..
(boy i eat a lot..)
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to reaffirm kfc = evil
if you eat a 3 piece chicken meal, you consume the same amount of trans fat allowable a week!
no wonder i got so sick...
http://www.forbes.com/markets/currencies/2006/06/13/yum-kfc-0613markets18.html
it's definitely NOT the kfc i grew up with
yknow back in indo when i was a kid they used to sell the batter
covered chicken skin.. lol in a pouch for Rp1000 which now is ~10cents

starting to love frozen cut vegetables, microwaved w salt n butter.
mmm
easy meal
but how healthy are frozen veggies?
do they have the same nutritional benefits as raw veggies, which then gets incinerated in my wok?
even when i bake it, like asparagus, i tend to overcook.. still yummy,
but i do wonder if i strip out the vitamins.. anyway... i should ask
our in-house nutritionist
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of course after this seemingly helthy food choice options i have
i end up buying a 2 piece KFC dinenr, extra crispy and scarfed it down
holy mother of lord, what was i thinking.
well should hold me off for a few months
blah. that weird taste is still in my mouth. preservatives or something...
anyway...
kfc = evil

can't wait ...
some convo popped up this weekend where it was suggested i tie a red
sheet around me ride on the bike and scream nachoooooo at every red
light ... lol
i'd do it too if it wasn't so dangerous ha ha
(don't want to get yanked off the bike by a bus...)
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"When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants. In your room. For fun"

i think it's why i'm bitchy
my leg hurts, i hope nothing's torn
seeing a doctor on monday
my thigh muscles feel funny.

much older coworker looking for hilighter
..now where is it i wonder, i know i used it earlier..
felt a pen-sized cylindrical bulge in my right pocket. ah must be it
pulled it out
lo
it's a tampon
ha ha
good thing i think he didn't realize it
cos i realized it pretty quick and tucked it away
but man
it was the one i got from the supply closet and had a hard carboard sleeve with TAMPAX written in blue all over.
ah.
ha ha
funnny now
good thing i didn't try to write with it or smtg..

so according to poland spring they'll only deliver you an equal number of bottles to whatever you leave outside.
shoot, so it's my fault i forgot to cancel delivery
but heck this is the second time, the guy just leaves me 2 gallons of
water outside my door. i have like 6 galloons at home now and 1 empty
bottle
a) i don't drink enough water
b) heck i'm by myself
c) guy's being nice
but seriously i don't have the space for gigantic jugs of water just lying around my kitchen
i should have enough water at home now to last me the whole year!

anyway girls can be so catty
sigh
what happened to some good ole let's talk it over some beer and fries?