it happens like effing clockwork. the mid twenties crisis is a tough one, but it's "the motivator". everyone I know that went through it either went back to school, moved, or bought something big. and the aftermath of it is much better than the "is this it?" crisis: the "this is my first year living in new york and I'm having a good time but I'm inexplicably sad" crisis. I swear there's a book to be made out of this collective knowledge.

you're a woman now jeannice! it's like a second puberty!