June 21, 2004

  • this ranks as the stupidest thing i have ever done..
    burnt my chin with pizza cheese
    first just how the fuck is it possible for a grown woman to do this
    i have absolutely no fuckin clue.
    picked it up, cheese dripped, somehow miraculously spun inwards to hit me on the chin
    and oh it was hot.
    i now have a scar
    with no real battle story
    except that i was a pig rushing to eat my slice..

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